- A MAN SAYS 2 HIS WIFE: TELL ME SOMETHING THAT’LL MAKE ME HAPPY AND MAD AT THE SAME TIME. THE WIFE SAYS: YUR d*ck IS BIGGER THAN YOUR BROTHER’S
- A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 20-30 minutes and don’t f**k u, u will feel the same?
- 2 Thoughts that
decide your Attitude…
*What you Think of YOURSELF
When You Have NOTHING*
*What You Think of OTHERS
When You Have EVERYTHING..*
- A Valuable Lesson that A Traffic Signal Teach Us:
Every Problem is like a Red Signal,
If we Wait for Some Time,
It will Turn Green.
- All birds find shelter during a rain.
But Eagle avoids rain by flying above the Clouds.
Problems r common, but attitude makes the difference!
- Comparison is The Best Way
to Judge Our Progress,
But Not With Others.
Compare ur Yesterday With
Ur Today To Get The Best Results.
- Don’t cry over what is gone,
Smile about what remains.
No matter whats lost,
You can still always find value in what is left..!!
- Don’t get upset with little jerks in life
because life is a road and problem are like
speed breakers they save us from big accident
so enjoy the life
- Every little smile can touch somebody’s heart.
No one is born happy.
But all of us are born with the ability to create happiness.
Always be happy.
- Every problem in life has a gift inside..
So don’t get upset when you face problem.
It may have more beautiful ending than your expectation.
- Every successful person has a painful story,
Every painful story has a successful ending.
Accept the pain
get ready to success.
- Forget the things that make u sad &
Remember those that made u Glad.
Forget the Trouble that passed away &
Remember the Blessings that Come each day.
- Life is like a note book of 3 PAGES
1st page BIRTH
Last page DEATH
center page EMPTY
So fill it with smile, happiness,
& enjoy the life.